Five Fun-Filled Ways To Survive Your Own Death
Even though most people are resigned to the fact that they will eventually pass away forever; there are still a few of us around who are not taking this death thing lying down.
We have the Transhumanist movement, the group of people who plan to upload themselves into virtual reality and live on for all eternity in cyber heaven.
Then there are the Buddhist monks who begin mummifying themselves years before their deaths, and then they crawl into caves and hopefully transform into immortal buddhas before their body can kill them.
However, there are a few other, less high tech (and less excruciating) approaches to achieving earthly immortality that I have come across in my research.
The following is a short list of a few promising methods for cheating the Grim Reaper out of his gruesome harvest:
(If done correctly, you might even be given the opportunity to begin your post-life haunting right then and there!)
(The heir to this car will never have a lonely commute!)
Try any or all of these methods and be sure to come back to let me know if they worked!
In 1936, Nazi supporter and school graduate Hildegard Trutz was recruited as one of Germany's racially 'pure' women, chosen to have sex with with SS officers in the hope of producing an Aryan child. She was part of a state-supported programme called Lebensborn (meaning the 'fountain of life'), a Nazi initiative to counteract falling birth rates in Germany and produce a 'master race' in accordance with Nazi eugenics.