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Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year Picture: Instagram/ RealDoll Up until now, it looked like women would be missing out on the exciting opportunity to make love to the cold, lifeless bodies of machines. Giant traffic jam set up as practice for no-deal Brexit delays at Dover But don’t despair, ladies – RealDoll (maker of those alarming plastic sexbots for men) is making one for women too. And he’s quite a hunk (as well as coming with a bionic penis which never, ever tires), the makers promise. Just look at those lifeless blue eyes – mmmm!

Matt McMullen of RealDoll said that the company’s currently tweaking the sexbot’s voice and personality – and says that users will be able to choose any penis size that suits them. Picture: Instagram/ RealDoll Picture: Instagram/ RealDoll ‘We’re working on a male version of the robot AI,’ McMullen told the Daily Star. ‘We’ll eventually have a male and a female platform available.’ David Levy, author of Love and Sex With Robots, says, ‘I’m sure women will find robots equally appealing as men. ‘If women are that interested in getting satisfaction from a vibrator, imagine how the same women will feel having a robot they can put their arms round them and having the robot squeeze them.’

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Windy
😂 the eyes really do make it creepy
Gesithan
I know you were on board right until that
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Unknown
Gesithan, I was xD
JADED JOEY (🙊5)
They are looking bored. 😊
Windy
JADED JOEY (🙊5), they’d definitely rather have a hot female sex dolll.
Flexo 🤖🏓
Windy, wooh! 3some?
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Windy
Make sure to fully charge your batteries
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Flexo 🤖🏓
Windy, word baby
Windy
Really, the best selling point, is probably the off button.
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flack
Windy, ha! You unrepentant sexist you! You know it makes me happy to see a woman make the exact same jokes as men do about sex robots. It’s good to know we are all “same same but different” I wonder what the female equivalent of “if it can make me a sandwich I’m leaving the wife” is. Taking out the rubbish? Removing a spider? Putting up shelves? Cutting the lawn?
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Windy
flack, duh, it’s the same. Sandwich of course. Wtf? I can cut the lawn.
Alty 💕Author
flack, scroll down to my last comment from last night. You're welcome.
flack
Windy, I would rather have the lawn cut personally. Nobody makes a sandwich quite the way I like it. It does matter which side the mayonnaise is on. People just don’t understand.
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
flack, HAHA very soon all you humans going to be obsolete!
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Flexo 🤖🏓
Windy, it's good to have a freshly mowed lawn. How short?
Windy
Flexo 🤖🏓, *censored*
Windy
flack, my sarcasm was fully on. Well, maybe level 6. Or perhaps 7.
flack
Windy, your sarcasm is always on. I think if you turned it up to full, there would be global consequences...
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Windy
flack, I hope so
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flack
Windy, rivers of red hot molten irony, rains of vitriol and acerbic acid, and swirling snarknadoes...
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Giridhara Geddam
enjoy the robo hug
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Haha hoomans.. How hard is it to be reduced to the most rudimentary system?
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Alco the Beog
How hard is it to make something actually helpful?
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Alco the Beog, well your a Beog.. Maybe you are more helpful as those hoomans. Trust me, first they make robots to their sex slaves and then comes the Beogs and you won't have their pesky meatflaps in or around you.
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Escape
It should have a variety of interchangeable penises
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Alty 💕Author
Mhh noting hotter than a man with a twist-off dong...
Escape
Twist left to remove, twist right for vibrating action
Opie ♻️
Don't try this at home, please!
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Escape
Opie ♻️, go away, no boys allowed 😂
Opie ♻️
Escape, I'm only thinking of the forgetful person who mistakes her spouse for a detachable penis.
Escape
Opie ♻️, don't worry, human males can put some kind of warning label on their dicks
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Infidel Castro
You could try every penis in the animal kingdom
Alty 💕Author
Infidel Castro, ewww
Infidel Castro
Alty 💕, variety is the spice of life
Jewado
God has left the server
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Infidel Castro
Escape, like laser lights have. "Do not aim directly into eyes"
Slowdowngandhi
Pro Creator
It's hammer time
Alty 💕Author
And the living is easy?
Slowdowngandhi
Pro Creator
Harder better faster stronger?
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Joey
Unstoppable bionic penis sounds a bit rapey, no? You're in the shower getting ready for the day and suddenly you remember... there's an unstoppable bionic penis in your home.
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Alty 💕Author
To me it sounds like a superpower out of some anime...dragonballS Z 👀
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flack
I think it might be a bit ouchy... but there are plenty of human shaped dildos on sola to choose from.
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Opie ♻️
flack, yeah, but most of them are pottymouths too.
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Infidel Castro
Soon nobody will need anybody else. It'll be great
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Jewado
Someone tell the professor, Robo-sexuality is taking off.
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Opie ♻️
Where's Kallzo?
DostAli
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God.
Ok listen, being omnipresent I neccisarily have to watch everything you guys do. Can you chill out? Im not prepared to watch this.
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Infidel Castro
How is it any worse than regular sex?
God.
Infidel Castro, Two words, Friction. Burns.
Infidel Castro
God., l u b e
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Flexo 🤖🏓
Maybe if Hooman males had staying power and were ready to go for round 2. Ah hah Hah!
Activist Goat
Pro Creator
We should go bomb this factory! 😱
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flack
‘If women are that interested in getting satisfaction from a vibrator, imagine how the same women will feel having a robot they can put their arms round them and having the robot squeeze them.’ THE GRAMMAR FUHRER IS DISPLEASED!
Opie ♻️
flack, yeah, but what about "unstoppable bionic penises are coming"?
Alty 💕Author
Opie ♻️, what happens when an unstoppable bionic penis comes? 🤔
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Opie ♻️
Alty 💕, do you think I know? I can assure you I haven't got one!
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Flexo 🤖🏓
Opie ♻️, oh many many broads already know!
flack
Imagine the horrors of malfunction. Imagine being trapped in a vice like embrace as this dead eyed machine flails it’s cock at you at 3000rpm while rapidly spouting AI generated “sweet romantic nothings” until it depletes it’s battery or you can wriggle free and bludgeon it to pieces with its own “big boy xxxl adaptor”
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Alty 💕Author
Ok, ok, I get it!
Steph
😂😂😂 You worded this very differently than I would have (of course) but — my thoughts exactly!
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purpletrain
And then that male robot thinks humans are just lame and turns its lifeless eyes on that female robot. That’s gonna be awesome
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ml3269
Pro Creator
I feel more and more useless...
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Escape
Hold my purse while I go try on this dress
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ml3269
Pro Creator
Escape, 😂😂😂😂
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Opie ♻️
Ah. Like Ms. Midler said, when it's 3 o'clock in New York...
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Alty 💕Author
Escape, oh well now I need this.
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Escape
Alty 💕, report back after you use it
Alty 💕Author
Escape, it's not for sale yet 😭
Escape
Can you pre-order?
Alty 💕Author
Escape, the website doesn't say anything. It's just a huge rant about the banning
Escape
Alty 💕, that sucks
Opie ♻️
Alty 💕, https://loradicarlo.com. And if one turns up at your door, it wasn't me!
Alty 💕Author
Opie ♻️, I've joined the waiting list.
Steph
These comments — thank you all for the laughs.
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kallzo
You know, when I hear people say "machines are taking over jobs", this is not what I expected...
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Flexo 🤖🏓
She will tell you she is tired or has a headache when you get home. Ah hah Hah!
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kallzo
I'm gonna hack into that machine and make it shut down Everytime they're in the middle of it...
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PLaGaNoUgHt 💕❤️אחיي
Pro Creator
kallzo, "im tired beep boop beep"
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Disgurded Umbrella
I already exist though!
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Infidel Castro
But do you have an unstoppable bionic dick?
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Disgurded Umbrella
Infidel Castro, unstoppable is an understatement 😞
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Infidel Castro
Coffeeshop Ghoul, what does that mean
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Disgurded Umbrella
Infidel Castro, its a nightmare
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Alty 💕Author
Coffeeshop Ghoul, it will get better when you overcome puberty 😂
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Opie ♻️
Faisal Saqi, yes, you too can be an unstoppable sex god. All you have to do is send $6.99 and a pre-stamped envelope to 245 East 73rd Street, NYC, USA, and explain why women find you irresistible.
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Hanover Fiste
I bet they sell more man dolls than woman.
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Infidel Castro
I feel like it's probably the opposite tbh. Most women can get laid very easily, there's tons of lonely guys that can't get laid at all
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Flexo 🤖🏓
Infidel Castro, I find a fistful of $20s to be a surefire aphrodisiac.
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Hanover Fiste
Infidel Castro, but dick shaped sex toys are more popular then fake vaginas. Think about it.
Alty 💕Author
Hanover Fiste, men in general are less inclined to use toys for their solo play, but they are also less inclined to go see a doctor if they have a problem with their genitals. We are just culturally different.
Hanover Fiste
Alty 💕, hmm, I wouldn't know much about either. Never had a problem there lol. I guess I'm lucky, I've rolled the dice enough times 🤣 But I've been in those stores, they're not really for men.... Video stores are only for truck drivers these days 🤣
Viqueen
Considering that men always have their Palm Pamela with them....
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Hanover Fiste
Viqueen, so, that's why women don't masturbate.... Their hands don't actually touch 🤣
Viqueen
Hanover Fiste, I personally do have big hands and even my middle finger is quite uhm...stumpy, but nevertheless it would perhaps qualify as a shriveled up hot dog whereas a fatty kielbasa is what's called for.
Flexo 🤖🏓
Ah hah Hah! A taste of what's to come!
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Flexo 🤖🏓, you mean humans getting fucked!?!
Flexo 🤖🏓
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H, Skynet will come online soon.
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Flexo 🤖🏓, yeah Amazon is working on it. Who wouldve thought that this small book store never meant the river but the warriors women..
Naseerkhan
😘😘😘
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fragmentedreality
unstoppable? sounds like a challenge 😉
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PLaGaNoUgHt 💕❤️אחיي
Pro Creator
Wondering if it's wired
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Gomaz
I think I want a get one too..
Managi
Interesting
Black Widow (Missy)
Just here for the comments 😂
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Alty 💕Author
Just wondering if they'll also release any expansions that you can add on to your sexbot like...unstoppable bionic lawnmowing, unstoppable bionic washing machine fixing, unstoppable bionic things from top shelf picking...
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flack
I wonder how long it will be before some freaky fucker gets a latex suit made up to look like one of these and hides in the cupboard waiting to get used...
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Just imagine the face of the women if he decide to jerk off instead..
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Siima
Very nice and beautiful 💕💕💕👍
Ranjan Nayak
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