That is clever!
I love vaguely defined scale jokes. For example, on a scale of one to even, how much can't you? I bet that you can't even.
So there's this guy who wants to buy some treats since he has been working so hard recently. He goes to the candy store and asks to see the best candy they have. -->
So there's this guy who wants to buy a blender. He goes to Walmart and asks to see their collection of blenders. The employee he asked guides him to the blenders. - - - >
Si there's this guy who wants to buy a car. He goes to the dealership, and the lady at the counter says, "So I assume that you are funding this purchase with a loan from Fifth Third bank?" The man replies, - - - >
I think that whoever invented door knockers should receive a Nobel Prize. 🚫🔔🏆
Spread if you think that you should be able to zoom the infection map out further. I would like to see ALL of my minionous germs, please!
I would love to tell you a joke about ceilings, but I'm afraid that it will just go over your head.
Detergent? I personally prefer "Laundry sauce!"