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fuck, I received a cat anus behind my name for the first time in 4 years. call me pro creator of legionnaires and procrastinator of spam bots. Look at my glory, you underlings. Bow down, bitches! Champagne and sol for everyone, 13th pays.

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Panni
😂😆😂😹
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Sorry, I actually stole the term from you. Didn't know that there's a name for it. But it really suits the badge.
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Panni
Slowdowngandhi, you didn’t steal anything. The cat anus can be used by anybody, nobody has ownership over it. (The weirdest sentence I said in a looong time) back in the days it was a great way to mock the idea of legionaries. :D
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Syeda zainab
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Escape
🐈
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Escape
Isn't it?
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Escape, could be. I need new glasses.
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Escape
Manually check its butt
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
I'm no specialist. I think I can't tell if it is a dogs or a cats butt even if I look closely.
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Escape
Kim Marschal🇩🇰, 🏆
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Kim Marschal🇩🇰
Escape, YAY I WON🎉🎉🎆🎇
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Escape
Much sol 4u2 💰💰💰💰💰
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Kim Marschal🇩🇰
Escape, im rish. Monny monny monny
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Escape
Now you can feed the beggars
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Kim Marschal🇩🇰
Escape, NOO!! My monny
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Escape
😂😂😂
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⁝...╚🔵👃🔵╝...⁝
Emojipedia says it is a cat. http://📙.la/🐈
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Escape
⁝...╚🔵👃🔵╝...⁝, that's cheating 😄
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Kim Marschal🇩🇰
⁝...╚🔵👃🔵╝...⁝, no monny for you
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Seeing Red
Escape, hey I noticed you lost your anus! :)
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Escape
Seeing Red, only need one and it's fine.
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JADED JOEY (🙊5)
The original one looked better in my opinion. This one seems to be a little, ehm, fisted. I'm still proud of you my dear bro friend. Congrats! 👏
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Maybe it was, ehm, fisted. Are the devs cat fisters? You never know.
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anamoj
Slowdowngandhi, 😂
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heisenberg
All hail to the king of cat anuses! 👑... Anuses.... Is it anuses in English? .. maybe anen?!.. Steph? Are you around...
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Panni
Ani- anuses, cacti - cactuses, octopi- octopedes- octopuses... Plural is a pain in the cat butt for many words with Latin or Greek etymology.
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heisenberg
..... All hail to the king of cat ani!? 👑.. That doesn't sound so cool. 😒
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Panni
heisenberg, sorry, but I’m sure anuses is correct as well.
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heisenberg
Panni, don't apologize! Thanks for the lecture.. 😊
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Anus horribilis? 😱🤐
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Steph
heisenberg, you’re not dragging me into this dispute 😂
heisenberg
Steph, you can't refuse it. It's your Misson. You're our Messiah... The Queen of English grammar ... But this time, Panni represented you honorably.
Steph
heisenberg, she did indeed. I owe her now.
José Zueco...™
Mine is gone and I don't now since when...
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Mich Millner (puhn)
It should be called Po crater
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Morgaine
Pro Creator
Exactly my thoughts
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Windy
I bow before you
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☀Sophie🌴
this champagne is the best thing to take a bath...👌😊
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☀Sophie🌴
It's good to be here. so many cute people...👌❤
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Sana
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SlimFootJesus
Congratzzz 😃😂
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SlimFootJesus
But I want a cat anus too 😥🤔 ok nevermind... 😃
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Mich Millner (puhn)
SlimFootJesus, stick with your goats 😅
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SlimFootJesus
Mich Millner, yep goats are way better... at least you can milk it afterwards and make yougurt... 😃😃😃
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Eric
Good..? 🍾
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
You don't like champagne?
Eric
Slowdowngandhi, do you know who I am? ;) of course I love champagne
SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Eric, 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
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Alty 💕
I bow in front of your anus! Oh...wait!
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Ikarus
Pro Creator
v(-_-)v Oh dear Cat-Ani-God i bow in front of you please take my worthless AP as a sacrifice
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
I'm not impressed by your worthless AP
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Ikarus
Pro Creator
Slowdowngandhi, well how can i make it up?
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@bitson
Where can you get the cat anus and how much sol for one?
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@bitson
Slowdowngandhi, That is waaay to much!
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José Zueco...™
Slowdowngandhi, 42...
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
José Zueco...™, deal
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José Zueco...™
Slowdowngandhi, prego...
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Deepa
How was your experience, receiving that badge, seriously what you called it? 😂
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Morgaine
Pro Creator
Older users have had this badge before, when it was called a legionnaire badge. It’s as useless as it was back then.
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
For some people it seems to be important. I think we all should be equal on this app especially if you have the initial idea in mind. An information network with no influencers, followers and likes. No gate keepers. So a badge contradicts to this claim in the first place. On the other hand I understand that lots of people feel better if they get rewarded - even if it's a totally useless reward. I still don't think it is a good idea.
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⁝...╚🔵👃🔵╝...⁝
Slowdowngandhi, Now you made me think – to get complete randomness without gatekeepers and following, shouldn't posts be without usernames? Right now, many a men can decide depending on the username.
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Sounds like a scientific experiment
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Mahesh
Desperate ?
Xixixi 🍀❓
Slowdowngandhi, ei woted yu🐣
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Activist Goat
Pro Creator
A little respect for the elite star of pro creationism or get cast back into the plebs masses!
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Peace to the shacks, war on the palaces 😉
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Ayesha Umar
😭😭😭
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
You don't like champagne and sol?
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Snan khan
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Snan khan
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Xixixi 🍀❓
You‘ve got a very tiny cat anus!
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Escape
Xixixi 🍀❓, that's her brain
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Xixixi 🍀❓
Escape, there‘s a joke: how to get a brain to pea size? Inflate it!
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Escape
😂😂
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Kim Marschal🇩🇰
Xixixi 🍀❓, you fortat thae you nedd to pant it green or els it well be a roten pea
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Ehm you guys did this many times 🙄
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Ali136055
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الورشفاني
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🚀 Josh
🥂🍾 🎉
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Muhammad Hamid
Weird is good
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Blaaze
Hi how r u
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Eric
stop disguising as a bot
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Blaaze
So sad
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Md Shazid
😂😂😂
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musham
As you said😂😂
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Morgaine
Pro Creator
What about it?
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Hussnain Hassan
Morgaine, dont know ... hahahaha
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Alty 💕
Cat anus to you, my friend!
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🚀 Josh
Alty 💕, a classic Plagola greeting in the making. I bid you all cat anus.
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Alty 💕
🚀 Josh, cat anus and a happy new year
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JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Alty 💕, 😂😂😂😂😂 Cat Anus to you my friend! You made my day!
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Alty 💕
JADED JOEY (🙊5), it's good to know I could bring something positive in somebody's life 😘😂😂😂
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Jjplag
Alty 💕, to this day, "cat anus" still hasn't caught on in Sola comments :/
Alty 💕
Jjplag, maybe we need to say it more! Cat anus!
Jjplag
CAT ANUS!!!
🚀 Josh
Slowdowngandhi, cata nus
Eric
sunA taC
Jjplag
Cats'ain't'us
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🚀 Josh
Jjplag, ca ta nus
SlowdowngandhiAuthor
🚀 Josh, catana
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Eric
catattac
Jewado
It has been some time since I've been bless with a cat anus behind my name. Enjoy it while you can.
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Oyiza
🐈
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M Arshad
Waooo 👌👌👌👌
Morgaine
Pro Creator
I’m afraid I have another cat anus. Perhaps it’s fitting as I’ve got two cats.
SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Maybe you have mine now 😁
Morgaine
Pro Creator
Slowdowngandhi, it has a distinctive smell ... 😊
SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Morgaine, lies 😂 it smells like roses
Morgaine
Pro Creator
Slowdowngandhi, what makes you think distinctive is bad? 😜
SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Morgaine, usually I wouldn't say that but when it comes to an anus...well 😂
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Blaaze
Hey I have one too
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SlowdowngandhiAuthor
Congrats 🙃
JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Your Anus is finally gone! 👍
Morgaine
Pro Creator
I’ve hardly posted and I’m still stuck with it.
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Deepa
Morgaine, Hope you manage to deatach that thing, soon. :)
Deepa
Only thing, that matters the most, is caring the catanus of beloved Chorizo and Jamòn's . ;)
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Morgaine
Pro Creator
Deepa, lol, fortunately theirs don’t require much attention anymore. We seem to have gotten rid of the parasites and bacteria 😊
SlowdowngandhiAuthor
All I need is one stupid card with a tag 😉
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