Who's that supposed to be in the picture? Luke?
If you understand it, we should be friends.
This thing turned into a t&a slideshow.
Dilly dilly my fellow mofos
Well I'm back, maybe. Anybody making dolla dolla bills off this yet? Btw I was formerly one of the several anonymouses and Tyler Durden before that.
damn you Beckham
Lunch for my friend and I today consisted of: 2 slices of pizza, 3 footlong hotdogs, and 3 medium sized drinks. Our combined price: $7.03. Can anyone guess where we ate? It's a chain, not local.
Even though the one on the left has male threads, it identifies as female threads, so it wouldn't screw together.
Will something happen on September 23, 2017? Lol
I love boobs but I absolutely hate the word cleavage.
for another card
Use a song lyric that best describes a break up you've had. Mine is ➡
Cow farts throughout the earth produce so much methane gas, that it hurts the environment. So eating beef is good for the planet and vegans are destroying it :)
Tomorrow I turn 27. Since I'm left handed, I won't be playing any of my musical instruments or buying any white lighters for the year.
When someone answers the phone and says "I can't talk right now"
A funeral is not for the dead.
Is there anyway to teach yourself how to sip? All I know how to do is chug basically. Even hard alcohol. Also is there a drink that really burns going down? I don't like smooth drinks. I like the rough stuff.
Mom- (calls me) "Hi, are you busy at work?" Me- "Yes, extrememly." Mom- "Okay" *disregards and continues on with lengthy conversation*
How to plag: 1. Trump 2. Vegan 3. Meme 4. Russian 5. Repeat
Is there ever any confusion when a South African says artistic?
If you are saddened more by the death of a random animal than you are by the death of a random, innocent person, then you are either mentally flawed or just a shit person.
Beginning forms of a supercell cloud from last night.
Is killing people because you're government told you to, any more justifiable than killing people because your religion told you to? Or are all murders created equal?
To all my fellow car guys out there -- I'm a BMW fan and looking to buy one. What should I go with? A new M3 or a used m5? I've never had a new car before but the m5 is one of my all time favorite cars. I could use some help.
I am tired of seeing pretty people everywhere. I am not a model, middle fingers in the air. I used to drink whiskey now I'm stuck with perrier. I'm an alcoholic, middle fingers in the air.
If you have one dirty hand and one clean hand and rub them together, both hands become dirty, not clean....Do not let bad associations drag you down.
I could have and should have died last night. It's a strange feeling waking up the next morning. I have a stronger appreciation for it, but I also feel like I'm on borrowed time.
I have the need. The need for a nap.
There have been few moments that I have spent hastily. There have been even fewer counted among those I've experienced in lucidity.