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We're having a household crisis. I've been informed we are out of the most important thing in the world, an emergency trip to the store is necessary. Guess what we ran out of 😂

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EscapeAuthor
That was the first thing I thought of but no. Besides, I would never let that go low
Obtiks
whats Bog roll?
EscapeAuthor
Obtiks, toilet paper
MiBu_™️🤡♨️⚔️
Chocolate.. sweets.. chips 🤣
Activist Goat
Pro Creator
Toilet paper
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EscapeAuthor
That's the bog roll, and no 😂
Steven
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EscapeAuthor
Steven, no need to delete 😉
Panni
Ice cream!
Windy
Snapple
Seeing Red
Batteries. 😂
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Opie ♻️
Marshmallow treats?
Infidel Castro
Wet wipes, toilet paper is for animals
RozziRoo
Wet wipes are an environmental nightmare 😩 Use toilet paper first then finish with a biodegradable wipe. And if you eat clean, you poop clean. Less to wipe 😄
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Infidel Castro
RozziRoo, yeah, I do use tp first. Using only tp is where it gets gross. You could eat off my butthole
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RozziRoo
Infidel Castro, I'll pass thanks but 👍👍 on the personal hygiene 😄
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EscapeAuthor
Nope to all.
JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Tooth paste, hairspray, press on nails
EscapeAuthor
Hairspray? Does that still exist?
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JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Sure. Punk is still not dead
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sleepless
JADED JOEY (🙊5), mate, just about thanks to that pop punk shit like green day and offspring hijacking it
EscapeAuthor
I'll make it easier for you guys, it's in a bottle
Opie ♻️
Fizz. Can't make egg cream without it.
JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Maggi (or whatever equivalent you use over there to ruin the taste of your food). Could be Mayo or Ketchup as well.
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EscapeAuthor
Yup, ketchup 😂
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JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Escape, what an American cliché! 😂
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EscapeAuthor
What can I tell you, my husband loves ketchup 😄
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Xixixi 🍀❓
Escape, mine, too😐
EscapeAuthor
Does he also use mounds of it?
Enes 🔥🔥🎆🎆
Escape, where do you guys use it? I used zo love ketchup too as a kid, but no I dont have a use for it. I like noodle sauces more now, I like my potato fries with just salt... I think I only use ketchup with turkish meatballs
EscapeAuthor
I just use it on fries and burgers, he also puts it on eggs, steak and other stuff. I put on a fairly small amount but it looks like he's drowning his food in ketchup
Enes 🔥🔥🎆🎆
Escape, 😂😂 Yeah Burgers make sense
Xixixi 🍀❓
Escape, well, not mounds, but in my eyes too much of this sugared stuff. At least it come in waves, sometimes very often (depending on the food he eats) and then nothing for months.
EscapeAuthor
He does it as a matter of course, can't eat certain foods without ketchup. Like fried chicken
Joshy1988
Escape, did he ever tried rice with ketchup?
EscapeAuthor
I doubt it, he's not really into rice though
Joshy1988
Escape, pasta and Ketchup? 😏
EscapeAuthor
Marinara sauce for pasta
Joshy1988
Escape, ketchup, butter and parmesan cheese 😍😋
EscapeAuthor
You really eat that?
Righteous Pie Loving Joshua
Escape, who wouldn't am I rigth?
EscapeAuthor
Righteous Pie Loving Joshua, 🤢
JADED JOEY (🙊5)
Escape, what did you expect from a cake denier?
EscapeAuthor
JADED JOEY (🙊5), not that
Nerd with glasses
How can one run out of Nicolas Cage pictures ? It's not like you can consume them
EscapeAuthor
Some people wear them out by rubbing them all over their bodies
Nerd with glasses
Escape, that's because they don't buy quality products...
EscapeAuthor
I know, it's a shame
Nina One
If it was my husband it would be HP sauce.
Nerd with glasses
Like, health potions to restore life points ?
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EscapeAuthor
HELP!!! A new tragedy, someone forgot to record The Walking Dead 😂
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JADED JOEY (🙊5)
You are still recording things from TV? 😄
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Righteous Pie Loving Joshua
Look on channel 1000. It migth be saved there.
EscapeAuthor
JADED JOEY (🙊5), we haven't cut the cord yet, so everything goes to Tivo
EscapeAuthor
Righteous Pie Loving Joshua, it will run again, in a couple of days. No problem for me, I don't watch it 🙂
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Jamalshaikh786
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Seeing Red
No Fucking way I'm going out for Ketchup! :)
🚀 Josh
Ketchup. Hell yeah. With sausages chips/fries, eggs, cheesy bready things, and hotdogs.
EscapeAuthor
You're late to the party, it's ketchup
sleepless
Escape, half right though
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Tacos! It has to be tacos☝ weird bottled Tacos..😞 But I swear, if I ask about the amount of tacos you have the next household emergency.
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Ketchup.. Should have knew it.. But now go out and get tacos aswell.
EscapeAuthor
Already had a real household emergency, there's a leak in the bathroom ceiling, plumber is coming tomorrow. And the cat needs to have his gums scraped, $800. I prefer to be out of ketchup
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Escape, if you wouldn't run out of tacos you could used them to fix the bathroom ceiling and could have spared the ketchup as sauce for them. Therefore tacos are the duct tape of food.
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EscapeAuthor
Taco ceiling, excellent idea
PAC MAN
ketchup? emergency? pfft...
EscapeAuthor
To some people it's more important than water 😂
Steph
Ah, but what brand?
EscapeAuthor
Heinz, there is no other
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Steph
Escape, I hoped he was discerning at least.
EscapeAuthor
Steph, life is too short to use lousy ketchup
Infidel Castro
Ketchup is also for animals
EscapeAuthor
The cat always insists on ketchup with his tuna
Infidel Castro
Escape, time for a new cat
EscapeAuthor
Nope, we love Teddy
Infidel Castro
Escape, I guess it is a cat. He can't know any better
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yin ♓ yang
Beer, fingerfood......if I'm allowed to join in late
EscapeAuthor
It was ketchup 😉
B. 🐟
Mayonaise
EscapeAuthor
Hey stranger
B. 🐟
Who are you?
EscapeAuthor
I'm not the one you know but I'm the one you need to know
B. 🐟
I wish I knew you
EscapeAuthor
No you don't
Braulio 🥂=😊=🛫=🏖️
I could make it without ketchup. Now bourbon will make me do an extra trip back to the store..
EscapeAuthor
You put bourbon on your fries?
Braulio 🥂=😊=🛫=🏖️
I eat fries with a bourbon back..
Charlie🥓Waffles
AR-15 rifles? 🤣
EscapeAuthor
Nah, this is New York, we don't need weapons to be safe 😂
Charlie🥓Waffles
Escape, great 😍 i‘m coming over lol xD
reiningfyre
Ketchup. I win.
MiBu_™️🤡♨️⚔️
🤣 you lost! the card is 6 days old .. today is another emergency
EscapeAuthor
No emergencies.... yet
MiBu_™️🤡♨️⚔️
Escape, take a closer look to the fridge 🤣
EscapeAuthor
It seems fine now, one full bottle of ketchup and two more in the pantry
reiningfyre
Escape, What about other condiments?
EscapeAuthor
There's probably about a half dozen different kinds of mustard. One jar of mayo in the fridge and one in the pantry I think
MiBu_™️🤡♨️⚔️
Escape, perfect ingredients for "Nürnberger Rostbratwürstchen" which I ate today .. you see .. the bratwurst you forgot to buy! that's an emergency too 🤣
EscapeAuthor
No emergency for me, I don't eat its 😂. My crisis would be running out of Snapple
MiBu_™️🤡♨️⚔️
Escape, I think the snapples you would never forget 🤣 it is probably like a smoker .. everything can be forgotten only not the cigarettes .. 🤣
EscapeAuthor
I can survive on water but only for a limited time
PAC MAN
the next one would be chocolate
EscapeAuthor
That hasn't yet risen to emergency level
reiningfyre
Escape, find those plastic Snapple bottles yet or still glass?
EscapeAuthor
The small bottles tend to be glass and the bigger ones are plastic
reiningfyre
Escape, we.still have small plastic.nes here. Anyway if you had to pick one flavor which one and why?
EscapeAuthor
I only drink diet lemon, if I run out of it I drink water
reiningfyre
Escape, do you flavor the water or just drink water. My wife has to flavor all the water she drinks.
EscapeAuthor
It's just filtered water
PAC MAN
how does she flavour it? I'm interested because I'm not a big fan of water I drink it because I know it's essential for our health but ugh it tastes bad...
reiningfyre
PAC MAN, different kinds of fruits. Actual fruit. Like blueberry strawberry orange
PAC MAN
so you mean she drinks juice instead of water, very clever
reiningfyre
PAC MAN, no other just put an orange in the water and squeeze it a little and it makes the water taste better. Its mostly water, not juice.
PAC MAN
sounds like a juice to me... xD but I got ya. I'm gonna start doing this too
reiningfyre
PAC MAN, or those syrups, but fruit is healthier.
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