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Jale
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If you were Trump, what would you do?

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Panni
Pro Creator
Never even get in this situation.
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Ijaz Khan Yousafzia
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SlimFootJesus
Expose how corrupt the government has become... and I think he is doing a great job...
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Pluto 🎅
Exactly. I would also expose myself.
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SlimFootJesus
There is not much to be exposed about him, he is just a bankrupt billionaire owned by some banks... Essentially every human on earth is directly or indirectly owned by a bank... This is nothing new... just look at your country is it a sovereign nation? 😇 I hope you didn't answer "yes" 😆
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Pluto 🎅
SlimFootJesus, Pfff. Germany is a company owned by the USA. Every child knows that.
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SlimFootJesus
Pluto 🚲, yeah many countries are... but the real question is who owns the U.S.A.
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Opie ♻️
SlimFootJesus, not banks, kleptocrats. The Russian oligarchs and Saudi princes have been bankrolling him. Apparently that's what keeps his golf courses afloat. I reckon there could be money laundering indictments as soon as someone decides to go for it.
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SlimFootJesus
Opie ♻️, pff kleptocrats why steal money these people are all well off... what they want is power! money only matters to those who dont have it... power is much broader... money won't always buy you power and control, if that was the case the U.S. would just buy it's way to world supremacy 'cause why not... The whole Russian collusion talk is a clever plan to pacify Russia that's all there is to it...
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Opie ♻️
SlimFootJesus, what's a kleptocrat then?
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SlimFootJesus
Opie ♻️, I figured the term kleptocrat means rulers who steal... from the word kleptomania... people who steal as a psycological pathology. Examples of these would be some African rulers maybe those that come into power and exploit people as workers to get the one resource the country has (a raw material like gold diamons oil etc) and sells it overseas making a profit than he uses it to buy more guns and keep the population fighting so he can continue stealing their resources etc... These type of countries are usually really poor their wealthiest live like our middle calss... for these people, it is about the money... so they are called kleptocrats? 😇
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Opie ♻️
SlimFootJesus, That definition covers some of it. But Russia is described as a kleptocracy based on the way post-Soviet links between politicians, organised crime, and an aggressive selling of state assets to manipulative traders resulted in a sharp drop in living standards, a sharp increase in moneyed Russians, now known as oligarchs, and a state that has aggressively supported them in a consolidation of political and economic power in a mafia state. There are other examples of kleptocracy, where a corrupt circle of leaders diverts public money to their own pockets, or where a state nationalises an industry to similar ends.
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Mich Millner
Divorce from Melania
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SlimFootJesus
She is pretty hot... but she is into Trudeau 😫😫😌
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Mich Millner
SlimFootJesus, nah she’s old and after they gave birth they are not... ask Donald
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SlimFootJesus
Mich Millner, 😫😫😫 well ivanka is pretty cool 😃
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flack
You can’t divorce malaria, it’s a life long illness but it can be treated...
José Zueco...™
Can't he return her to the internet shop where he bought her..?
Sisian
I would hang myself!
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Opie ♻️
If I were Trump I'd be even more of an ass than I already am, and that's just not something I can imagine. Suffice to say that anyone who is Trump would be just as bad. Now, if Trump were me, he'd stop all his nonsense. He'd torpedo the Republican party, make some ultimatums to the international kleptocrats, offer to expand NATO into Ukraine, and start annexing bits of Russia. He would then invite George Soros to the White House and the two of them would launch a global initiative to rewrite global priorities.
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SlimFootJesus
And then he would find himself in the middle of ww3 with Russia North Korea China Iran joining forces... great plan champ, more like a recipe to end the U.S. 😇.
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Opie ♻️
SlimFootJesus, I'd be happy with that.
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SlimFootJesus
Opie ♻️, that's my point you could care less if Americans died or suffered.
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Opie ♻️
SlimFootJesus, people are already suffering or dying. Why should Americans be an exception? Especially when it's US consumers and political groups whose selfishness is precipitating so much of that suffering. It's not like America is a beacon of freedom or democracy any more. WW3 is exactly what the preppers are looking for, so they can live out their fantasy of barbarian homesteading.
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Hanover Fiste
Opie ♻️, your first comment was hilarious, but WW3 will not be a good thing for anyone. Think climate change is bad? Wait till they launch nukes at US, that get shot out of the sky, and blow up over the ocean, and get hit by 100 nukes in retaliation. The earth will become a desert.
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Take a shit on the podium while I look right into the eyes of a journalist. While I call him the next day out for fake news. And laugh my ass up becasue idiots still will say: no politician would do this ever, he's such great man!
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tóót
Pro Creator
Humping my wife.
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tóót
Pro Creator
It seems you other guys have no practical sense for this card.
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José Zueco...™
tóót, it's all plastic and old...
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tóót
Pro Creator
José Zueco...™, Sex though
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José Zueco...™
tóót, fair point...
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We5l€y
Resign immediately
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We5l€y
Oh i forgot:& apologies to the entire world for being such a.. *ss
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Guardian🎺
Now that revenues are up I would work on cutting spending and reduce the debt.
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Opie ♻️
Guardian🎺, like by building that wall? Because the Mexicans are going to pay for it, right?
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Cookies
Opie ♻️, I'm still waiting on who's going to pay for that wall. Mexico for sure isn't going to pay, neither are we.
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Guardian🎺
Opie ♻️, Having illegal immigration under control will pay for the wall plus dividends
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Opie ♻️
Guardian🎺, because the absence of all those central American gardeners, drivers and smugglers is going to increase the GDP, lower people's taxes, and redirect money that currently goes to fuel Milo's coke habit.
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Cookies
Guardian🎺, illegal immigration has always been going down. This is not anything new.
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Guardian🎺
Opie ♻️, I was referring to the ones that will end up on the governmental dole. Legal immigration can provide people with the available jobs available jobs.
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Guardian🎺
Cookies, how many is acceptable per year on Top of the legal 1000000 legal immigrants? How many victims of sex trafficking is acceptable for year? How many pounds of drugs except a bowl per year?
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Cookies
Guardian🎺, reword your question please Why would I want to accept sex trafficking and what does this have to do with the illegal immigration going down? It's not easy to spot this crime you know. Except or accept?
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Guardian🎺
Cookies, i’m not sure why your panties in a bunch. I was just pointing out that the wall was needed in my opinion.
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Righteous Pie Loving Joshua
Guardian🎺, hey let me tell you sometime that makes the wall useless. Airplanes... also American can not afford this. The wall would ruin our taxes so much.
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Guardian🎺
Righteous Pie Loving Joshua, the 1000s of people crossing the border illegally everyday will buy plane tickets?
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Escape
Guardian🎺, the numbers are falling drastically, no reason for you to be so afraid
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Guardian🎺
Escape, I meant month.
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Escape
Guardian🎺, another innocent mistake I'm sure 😂
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Hanover Fiste
Opie ♻️, if a conservative made a statement about "central American gardeners" it would be attacked as racist. 🤔
Cookies
Look, being Trump - my dad had the best genes, very good genes, ok, smart, very smart, very good, very smart - you know if I were Trump, if I were a conservative, if, like, ok, if I was Trump I would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world.
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Opie ♻️
Cookies, and you'd keep saying it, because, you'd be Donald Trump.
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flack
I would Keep on trumping
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Kinza Malik
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ي PLaGaNoUgH אחי
Fuck erdogans goat
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thelevel
I'd have to go admit to my friends and family that I'm a libertarian now
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PlagKeeper
Get richer richer and richer and then resign because fuck the presidency
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Guardian🎺
He’s getting Rich being president? How’s that?
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PlagKeeper
Guardian🎺, instead of saying I will serve this term for free Id say I’m accepting the money
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PlagKeeper
Guardian🎺, you do know they pay you right? He just didn’t want the money
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Mr.Spice
Pro Creator
Withdraw from a foreign base
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Ijaz Khan Yousafzia
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Meth Wyde
I'd destroy all the nuclear weapons. I'd end all wars. I'd delete my twitter account. I'd destroy the wall. I'd apologize for xenophobia. I'd cancel the sanctions. I'd end the trade war. I'd change my haircut. I'd bring stuff like Obamacare back
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Meh, Your boring.. That's like you have the chance to be in a women's body but refuse to play with your boobs for one day.. or two.
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Meth Wyde
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H, playing with boobs is what Trump is doing right now. Technically.
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5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H
Pro Creator
Meth Wyde, so you should enjoy his shit a bit before you get all responsible. ..I mean you could tell the sky is green and people would believe that and won't doubt your sanity. Just imagine what happens if you tell them that it's possible to breath under water. It's true! And you know it. You could have the fun of your life and solve a big educational problem at once.
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Meth Wyde
5̀øÑ͜ ̕0f Æ̨ ğłīťç̴H, I don't want to tell people that's it's possible to breath under water as I don't want another "wiener dog" to suffer. You see, our government has already pulled a stuff like that https://youtu.be/Dx_XZ0hzy38
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Meth Wyde
I'd clear the thing about Russian hackers up
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Hanover Fiste
🤣 they'll keep digging anyway. I remember digging for gold in my backyard as a kid, I'm glad someone stopped me!
Eric
I’d be the same person he always was
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Awakened
Stop digging ..
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Righteous Pie Loving Joshua
I would tell the truth on everything government area 51 everything. I would pull our troops out of all nations. I would then say sorry for everything I had done in my presidency. Sorry for being an dummy head. Sorry for ruining the great nation Obama made. I would then close down coal stuff across the nation. I would then start national solar plants across the country. I would then give haft of our military budget to Tesla and the other haft to NASA.
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Righteous Pie Loving Joshua
But that's if I had my conscious and memories in trump's body if I had trump's conscious and memories in his body there wouldn't be much that I could do. But if I had Trump's memories and my memories and my conscious I would infact do all that I said I would.
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Hyde
Remove ALL troops from foreign soil, and stop ALI foreign aid. Not trade just aid. Let the world stand without the country they all love to hate so much.
Zana Armeena
Close more deals
Mahesh
I would never jump
le hérisson auvergnat
Je créerais la sécurité sociale, le cdi et les prud'hommes.
shahram
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WNFdiary
Go to gym!
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Fretless 🎸
Pro Creator
If I were Trump I would simply enjoy my pension life. Practice a few hobbies, maybe grab some ladies by the pu...mps AND give a shit on the rest of the world.
JHel🌐🌶🍏
Lock myself in a golf club toilet, watching YouTube for the rest of my life
Giridhara Geddam
he is doing good for the country but not to the ppl. he is trying to fulfil his campaign promises without judging the consequences. He is daring but not thoughtful and impatient. Wants to get results fast like in his own company.ppl got scares to visit other countries due to concerns of threat.
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Opie ♻️
Giridhara Geddam, he's doing no good to anyone or anywhere. Rich people are getting richer - but thankfully French rioters are beginning to show the consequences of that. Americans hate each more than they have since the civil war, which is only a good thing for totalitarians like Putin. So on.
Hanover Fiste
That was a well thought out statement. I think you're right about him trying to keep promises without fully weighing consequences. But overall it's mostly good. No president had been all good. Likewise none has been all bad. Carter was mostly bad though. When we have to wait in line for half the day hoping to put gas in our cars, then we will know what real trouble is.
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Giridhara Geddam
I don't want be him.
Muzamil FOOTBALLER
I will support Muslims of the whole world..
José Zueco...™
He supports another fictional character 🤣🤣🤣
We5l€y
Step into my top secret spaceshuttle to go live with the global elite's that got me president and already are living on mars in the terra-forming facility that was constructed over the past decades by private constructor companies owned by my friends and let everyone on earth die as intended by the nwo which will become the new mars order. But only because I'm trump..
Fretless 🎸
Pro Creator
Hm okay 👽 try it
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