Just finished cleaning my room for the first time in years does that make me a slob even though i cleaned it
I am waiting for the day i get my own card back has that happened to anyone yet
Scorpio is the best zodiac sign to be born under it makes you sexy,jealous,secretive,and best of all a natural lie detector
What does the future hold for you?
I run out of stuff to swipe omg is the zombie apocalypse in progress
Do you prefer grape or strawberry jam?
I HATE NINJAS! THEY FRIGHTEN ME TO MY VERY CORE!
If pet unicorns were real i would name mine Claudius and would make him use his magic to turn anything i want into tacos yummy
I once thought love was weak. That you could live without it. Then a met my other half who toughy me that love does conquer all
Who knew pizza wrapped on bacon and toped with bacon and pepperoni would be so yummy!
I had no idea how this app worked at first and still don't but it has kept me occupied for hours. Simple things do please simple minds
My but itches its starting to get a rash do you think strawberry jam will heal it
EVERYONE THINKS HOMELESS PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A JOB OR CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY BUT THEY'RE WRONG THEY COLLECT CANS&BOTTLES TO RECYCLE
I fart rainbows and poop sprinkles am i normal or special
I dont think my husband needs professional help like my mother keeps saying do you?
Love comes in many forms you just got to accept it
I call him Betsy!
Some people just want to believe so badly they make reality confirm to their beliefs
Do we all have fays like this or just me?
If i were a super evil villain my power would be to make it rain tacos that kicked people in the shins and my name would be TACOTRON5001
💜💚Who out there loves kitty tacos with rainbow cheese?😻 i think kitty nachos with rainbow cheese and spicy sparkles will explode next💛💙
I love pie especially in my pants it keeps my farts quiet and acts as a natural air freshener
I promised I would post pictures of all the places I visited during my holidays, but it didn't work out that way. I tried and I tried during my travels but it wouldn't let me post any pictures, I decided to wait for when I get back home where I have a more reliable internet connection, thinking that that was the problem, but nothing. For the past 2 two days I've been trying to post pictures and still wouldn't let me, telling me, from, "try again later", or "you have tried to upload too many times" to the new one, "no internet connection" while I'm either on network or wifi. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the app to no avail. Anyway, that is it, won't try anymore. Sorry I couldn't share my holidays with you guys. I have pictures of Aruba, Curaçao, Colombia, Panamá and Costa Rica. It did let me post Bahama but that was it.