Just Bill Nye the Science Guy taking a selfie with some fans. NBD . . .
Christmas Competition: My 1-year-old cousin and I are competing to see who is the better pianist. The baby is winning.
Merry Christmas Eve from me and this meat. Aka Working at my family's deli on Christmas Eve -- a 17-yr-old tradition for me.
What I won in the "Yankee Swap" aka "Mean Christmas" aka "Angry Santa." Boom. #HillaryClinton
Live your life like you exist in one of those holiday perfume commercials.
Roar. Dinosaurs. (At the American Museum of Natural History in NYC)
"Where my reign of terror began." - Donkey Kong
Meat. My kind of food pyramid.
Spiked pumpkin coffee? Yes, please.
Hell is any place where David Bowie does not exist.
PR Pro Tip: Only call reporters on the phone using the old-timey reporter/Katherine Hepburn Transatlantic accent.