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Photo #1 from Ottobrunn, Germany by Freistaat made on 2016-08-04 21:52 for Sola

Bavarian Story 48: How to tell if a Bavarian lady is after some fun.

Photo #2 from Ottobrunn, Germany by Freistaat made on 2016-08-04 21:52 for Sola

As you might know, there is a traditional Bavarian dress that suits every lady. It's called Dirndl.

Photo #3 from Ottobrunn, Germany by Freistaat made on 2016-08-04 21:52 for Sola

Gentlemen, take a closer look at ... THE KNOT! It's all about the placement of the knot of the apron.

Photo #4 from Ottobrunn, Germany by Freistaat made on 2016-08-04 21:52 for Sola

If the apron is tied on the lady's left side, it means that she is single and looking for company.

Photo #5 from Ottobrunn, Germany by Freistaat made on 2016-08-04 21:52 for Sola

If it's tied on her right side, it means that she is taken.

And if the knot is placed in the middle, it means that she's a virgin. I sorrily can't show you a picture. They're hard to find...

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Cat Woman
Very, very interesting. I love the 3rd card. ๐Ÿ˜…
AceHW (WildFyre)
Me too. Too bad she's taken.
Cat Woman
I was talking about his wording. It's funny. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Brownpants
Good to know๐Ÿ˜†
Freistaat
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That's why I did this card. News you can use.
Brownpants
Freistaat, your a was man.
AceHW (WildFyre)
Slide 3. If she is taken, y is she showing that breast?
Black Widow (Missy)
Women in relationships aren't allowed to show cleavage?
Freistaat
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Prepare for cleavage overkill if you should ever come to our Oktoberfest.
Brownpants
Freistaat, I don't belive in j Suck a thing. . ๐Ÿ˜
Freistaat
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Brownpants, I don't understand what you wanted to say.
Brownpants
Freistaat, I don't belive in cleavage overkill.
Freistaat
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Brownpants, ๐Ÿ˜‡
Flexo ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“
Freistaat, I should check out this Oktoberbrest, oops, I meant Oktoberfest! They bring the beer and cleavage and I'll supply the botwurst, er, bratwurst!
LadySalsa
Freistaat, I agree with brown, no such thing as cleavage overkill.
AceHW (WildFyre)
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AceHW (WildFyre)
Black Widow (plag Queen Missy), LadySalsa , ever seen pics of some celebrities in Hollywood? Some of the women barely put anything over their breasts, and they wonder y they have "wardrobe malfunctions". But compared to them, this isn't too bad.
LadySalsa
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Freistaat
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LadySalsa, I didn't say that it wasn't a pleasant way to die. ๐Ÿ˜‡ Like this kind of overkill.
AceHW (WildFyre)
LadySalsa, yes, I copy-pasted it.
LadySalsa
Freistaat, haha, too bad that would be murder.
LadySalsa
AceHW, I thought it was funny you sent the same message to both of us :P
Black Widow (Missy)
AceHW, that didn't really answer my question. I'm not sure what cleavage has to do with relationship status.
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AceHW (WildFyre)
Black Widow (Missy), I kinda thought females were less likely to show as much breast if they're "taken".
Black Widow (Missy)
Very interesting. Is there something similar for guys?๐Ÿ˜…
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TrentN64
I'm guessing it's what side the guy wears the feather in his hat
Black Widow (Missy)
TrentN64, like Yankee Doodle?
TrentN64
Black Widow (plag Queen Missy), ya,
Freistaat
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Nope. No indications on that on guys.
Freistaat
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Arrggg, now I got it. I spoiled your nice joke. Sorry, Missy.
Black Widow (Missy)
Freistaat, it's ok.๐Ÿ˜‚
Philo 0316
I guess there aren't that many virgins there XD
Dr. Woodstone โšก
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If someone has a ring, she/he is engaged. It works anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜œ
Panni ๐ŸŒธ
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Nahhh I have a ring, actually I have two and I'm not engaged nor married.
I.L.P.K
And if you're just in a relationship? Other People can't see this.
Frau November
I wear no ring, and I'm married as all fuck.
Flexo ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“
Panni, that's why I treat all women with equality...
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Lucky
Panni ๐ŸŒธ, lovely.. thnx God..
Lucky
can not say.. at anywhere..
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Great card! THAT'S what I love about plag. #RareGem
Freistaat
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Oh, thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š
Freistaat
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The collection! All Bavarian stories, regularly updated here: http://plag.com/post/2146342885/
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Freistaat, thanks. I've already been following it for months. It's really interesting and fun.
Freistaat
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MaxMax, โ˜บ๏ธ
idiotproof
What if there is no knot?
Cat Woman
Then you have to tie it for her. And you're automatically married. ๐Ÿ˜…
AceHW (WildFyre)
Cat Woman, nice one
Freistaat
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Cat Woman, that's true.
pawanlll
Cat Woman, ๐Ÿ˜‚
Oktober
Interesting. Good to know
Freistaat
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Try your luck on the next waitress that comes along ๐Ÿ˜†
zach
Dem titties
Freistaat
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I don't know what you're talking about. This card i about knots.
Panni ๐ŸŒธ
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That irony on the last fold. ๐Ÿ˜‚ great card as always! When I was on the Wasen (sadly I couldn't afford to go to Munich) I saw a bunch of dudes discussing if the knot was on the left or the right side. Because one of them saw that the lady's probably boyfriend wasn't that amused...
Freistaat
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Yeah, it's always good for teasing. Or for a flirt opener.
Viqueen
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Great customs.
Freistaat
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They show the influence of our baroque and catholic history.
Freistaat
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If they are on men hunt...
Flexo ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“
Freistaat, or a Bot hunt.
Prof. Dr. Lewy
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These damn horny Bavarians...
Freistaat
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No envy, please.
Emilio Montagna
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Nette Dirndln ;)
Freistaat
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My task is to improve the understanding among nations ๐Ÿ™‚
Emilio Montagna
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Freistaat, Good Job ๐Ÿ‘
B. ๐ŸŸ
Should be mandatory for all girls ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Brownpants
So that's still fare game right?
Freistaat
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Brownpants, as you please.
Ploomeโ™‰
This is very interesting.
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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What about non bavarian women wearing a drindl? Are they considered "ridiculous"? Like you know 'oh look at those tourists'...? I want a drindl now ๐Ÿ˜ they look so beautiful.
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Freistaat
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They are really beautiful and every women may wear it in Bavaria. You don't have to fear to be laughed at. It's just the opposite round, we appreciate if women from other origins show their love for Bavarian culture. Just be careful not buy a too cheap one on the internet. Most important: Don't buy one with a too short skirt. That's a mistake especially tourists make and what identifies them as wannabes. It should at least go down to the knees. And one more little hint: It's spelled Dirndl ๐Ÿ˜‰
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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Freistaat, omg I always spelled it wrong! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ณ Thanks for the tips. If I ever buy one, it will be during a trip in Bavaria. And definitely not too short, my legs are shy ๐Ÿ˜‚
Freistaat
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Alty ๐Ÿ’•, ๐Ÿ˜‚
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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Freistaat, do different colours have different meanings as well? Are there colours that are more "appropriate" and others that just seem "fake"? I've seen some on the Internet that look cheap and not kinda like Halloween costumes because the colours are too bright...
Freistaat
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Alty ๐Ÿ’•, there are very traditional ones in every region. The Dirndl used to be the working cloth in former times. Colours were green, black, red. But nowadays it's up to your gusto. I wouldn't suggest to combine too many garish hi-viz colors. But it's not supposed to be a mourning dress.
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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Freistaat, well I took a nap and dreamed that I had a blue dirndl like the first one, but paired with a bright yellow Cardigan and I felt so ridiculous ๐Ÿ˜‚
Freistaat
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Alty ๐Ÿ’•, now you know the Dirndl of your dreams! That's marvelous! Cardigans are absolutely perfect when wearing a Dirndl on colders days. And why not yellow?
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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Freistaat, I don't know, in the dream I thought it was too bright and didn't match. I do love the first one in this card, it's a beautiful colour and fabric type ๐Ÿ˜
Freistaat
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Alty ๐Ÿ’•, it's by far the most beautiful one. That's why I put it on the front page.
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Freistaat
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Freistaat, and where will you place the knot?
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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Freistaat, are you asking yourself? ๐Ÿ˜œ
Alty ๐Ÿ’•
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Right side for me ๐Ÿ˜Š darn I hate these new comments.
Freistaat
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Alty ๐Ÿ’•, I'm curious.
Freistaat
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Alty ๐Ÿ’•, ๐Ÿ˜Š
Lucky
thats really looks lovely dress.. can wear any woman.. not only bavarian..
Laurence
This is needed on some sort of basis for casual clothing for clueless types like me ๐Ÿ˜
snj222
Cool card I did not know that. Thanks!!!
Freistaat
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Hey, you're welcome!
Keepvogel โ“
What if the dirndl wearer doesn't want to express anything? And what if she's single and not looking for company?
Freistaat
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Well, she could simply put the knot on her right side. That's enough.
Uyghur Henim
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—
SlimFootJesus
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I tie my dick in a knot on the right when I go out to the bar... don't like attention...
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Cat Woman
Does that thing still....work?
Viqueen
Now I know why 80% of men wear it on the left.
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SlimFootJesus
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Cat Woman, hmm good question ๐Ÿ˜ง I better invest in learning dick CPR ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
SlimFootJesus
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Viqueen, mine naturally leans right... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜‡
SlimFootJesus
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Black Widow (plag Queen Missy), โ˜บ
Cat Woman
๐Ÿ”ฑ Slim Foot Jesus, dick CPR? Isn't that just a blowjob? ๐Ÿ˜…
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SlimFootJesus
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Cat Woman, yes and a defibrillator โ˜บโ˜บ๐Ÿ˜‚ a dickfibrilator more like...
Viqueen
I can just imagine you self-administering said CPR. ๐Ÿ˜‚
SlimFootJesus
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Viqueen, I lick my wounds... ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹
JADED JOEY (๐Ÿ™Š5)
To wear such a dress you should have "some wood in front of your hut".
Freistaat
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That's one of the great advantages of a Dirndl, you don't have to have a lot of "wood in front of your hut" (a very nice Bavarian expression in my opinion). A Dirndl suits every woman. Or, as a well known German TV fashion designer would say: "This dress does a lot for you, girl!"
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Freistaat, I'd say "This dress does a lot for us, guys!"
Freistaat
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MaxMax, it's multi-beneficial, I'd say ๐Ÿ˜‡
Dan ๐Ÿ€
Great card ๐Ÿ‘
Freistaat
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Oktoberfest is approaching! Just two more weeks, my friends. So itโ€™s time to get prepared for this unique party. And to help you get along I revived this old card of mine. I hope youโ€™ll enjoy it!
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Josรฉ Zueco...โ„ข
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Just fill them beer and they are willing too...
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Blind_Guardian โœ
If you can afford it ;)
JADED JOEY (๐Ÿ™Š5)
Frankenstein's Dirndl.
Freistaat
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Really? What donโ€™t you like about them?
JADED JOEY (๐Ÿ™Š5)
Freistaat, the card was raised from the dead. The Dirndl are nice. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Freistaat
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JADED JOEY (๐Ÿ™Š5), ah! I didnโ€™t get it.
Steph
Ah, Iโ€™d forgotten this card. Itโ€™s all about the knot. :)
Freistaat
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Exactly. Just about the knot ๐Ÿ˜
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Rufus Kohn
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Talking about knots; what if the knot is tied in the back? What message does that give?
Freistaat
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It means that sheโ€™s a widow.
Black Widow (Missy)
What if sheโ€™s single and not looking for company?๐Ÿค”
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Freistaat
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She can tie it on the right side and wonโ€™t be bothered.
Rufus Kohn
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She takes of the apron sits down and orders beer
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Windy
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I remember this card! The headless women of Bavaria!
voltt3c โ“
Left or right from her perspective or our perspetctive?
Freistaat
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Always from her perspective.
๐ŸŒNTBR๐ŸŒ
To be or knot to be
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Freistaat
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Thatโ€™s a good one!
Long Island Adventure
This is some good information hopefully I can use it ๐Ÿ˜‚
Long Island Adventure
Also lmao at the last one being hard to find ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
Freistaat
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Long Island Adventure, thank you! This is perhaps my most favorite card. So I revived it. ๐Ÿ˜
Rolo Tomasi
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This is great
Freistaat
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Thank you. I like that you appreciate this valuable information.
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Rolo Tomasi
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Freistaat, I like both the information and the way you presented it:)
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Freistaat
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Rolo Tomasi, ๐Ÿ˜Š
twen
I've been invited to a 20 year anniversary of a company. They all wear Bavarian clothes. Now I've to check back all pictures ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Freistaat
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Revealing the secret informational code.
seVerYug ๐Ÿ•ณ
Do men also display their virginity status?
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Freistaat
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I guess most of us would be too shy...
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Sarafina
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I reckon there are no signs on the man?
Rufus Kohn
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A white band of finger skin for married but in for adveture
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mallepietje
I was thinking that I has een this one before ๐Ÿ˜…
Freistaat
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Oldie but goodie.
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SlimFootJesus
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I have been thinkin about this protocol ever since..
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๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ Garsbriel โ“
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Inspiring? What side your knot? ๐Ÿ˜œ
SlimFootJesus
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๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ Garsbriel โ“, well I was thinking of getting her to tie her tubes so we can have some fun without worrying every time... ๐Ÿ˜ƒ is that Bavarian at all ... But if I was a lady I'd probably wear it around my neck on the left side... if you know what I mean... ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰
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SlimFootJesus
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Great card Freistaat, still a bundle of joy... ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ Garsbriel โ“
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SlimFootJesus ๐Ÿ˜ Humhum... ๐Ÿ˜‚
Josรฉ Zueco...โ„ข
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Im carry him left...๐Ÿ˜‰
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Freistaat
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Now I can sleep in peace...
Josรฉ Zueco...โ„ข
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Freistaat, do you have a picture in mind now๐Ÿ˜...
Lucky
and if there is a man.. weher we can find the knots...? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Freistaat
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Thatโ€™s a secret ๐Ÿ˜
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Lucky
Freistaat, hahaha.. lovely secret. ๐Ÿ˜œ
Flexo ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“
How does she say she's down with bots?
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Freistaat
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Isn't the official global symbol for this a rusty wrench on a necklace?
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Josรฉ Zueco...โ„ข
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She shows her dodgy German software...
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Flexo ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“
Josรฉ Zueco...โ„ข, Perv!
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