Bavarian Story 48: How to tell if a Bavarian lady is after some fun.
As you might know, there is a traditional Bavarian dress that suits every lady. It's called Dirndl.
Gentlemen, take a closer look at ... THE KNOT! It's all about the placement of the knot of the apron.
If the apron is tied on the lady's left side, it means that she is single and looking for company.
If it's tied on her right side, it means that she is taken.
And if the knot is placed in the middle, it means that she's a virgin. I sorrily can't show you a picture. They're hard to find...
How long ago was FOIA passed and still we don't have transparency? What exemption did USDA cite? National defense? Trade secrets? Time to start firing gubmint workers.