You know it's been a while since you've really drank when you're already tipsy at this point.
It's not about what you would sacrifice for someone else. It's about convincing others that you're worth sacrificing for.
I really don't know how people are depressed about how everyone is treating Takashi 6ix9ine. He's essentislly allegedly operated as part of a hit squad and allegedly committed some serious crimes. I think depression is the wrong attitude towards that.
So Snapchats facial recognition seems to be pretty precise when it comes to the filters.
I don't live in the UK, or the tropics. Why has it done nothing, but rain, for the last month?
So, my current theory on how The Walking Dead will end. It's all in Rick's head, you know, when he's in the hospital unconscious.
I'm an Uber driver, and a decently intelligent human being. I've figured out that the ones who don't say anything about tipping when they get out of the car, are the ones that usually do. So I'm adopting a new method. If you tell me you're going to leave me a nice tip as you're getting out of my car, I'm rating you a 1, because you're just lying to me at that point.
Finally made it. I would attach a pic, but it's dark and all you'll get is an image of a WalMart.
Wyoming. Best part of the trip.
Country Pride diners in Nebraska. 15 bucks gets you coffee and 3 plates of food. I feel like I should just stay here. Onward to Wyoming.
Why is Nebraska so cold right now. It's the middle of August.
Almost out of Iowa.
Always found the name of this chain hilarious. About halfway through Iowa.
Illinois. Not just Chicago.
Quick gas up in Elkhart, Indiana. Making great time. Nice little town, but the pump is slow as hell.
Got some sleep. Had a killer headache. If you're in Clarion and need a cheap place to stay…I suggest Monroe Heights. 2 Star but better than most 4 Stars I've stayed at. Back to the journey.
Step 5. The journey begins.
Step 4. A hearty meal before my journey.
Step 3. One last night with the girlfriend for a while.
Step 2. Last day at work for cake.
Step 1. PODS pickin up my stuff. Car's full too.
Where were you the day Teldrassil burned?
So I'm packing up and moving to Utah with a couple suitcases and a car.
The perfect rain. You know, the kind you can stand outside in and not mind that you're getting wet. Warm enough that it doesn't feel muggy or humid and the rain isn't cold to the touch. Yeah, that kind of rain. Only kind I welcome. Besides thunderstorms. Thunderstorms are awesome.
I'm sorry, but in light of the whole "tearing kids away from their parents" at the border can be solved in only one easy step. Stop coming here illegally. If I was coming up with a family, I personally wouldn't even try crossing, especially when it's a widely known fact that I would lose my kids.
The Sixth Sense, Wanted, and Red Dragon.
Because I watched a comedy starring Steve Carell?
Hmmm... The early bird gets the worm. Rabbits are awake and roaming before birds are. Maybe it's not the early bird, and it's the hare instead. Do rabbits eat worms? Someone should investigate this.
So vodka and coffee with milk makes a white russian, does that make coffee, whiskey and cream make a Confederate?
Ya know, we all see this comforting content about being a mother. About how it's awesome to be a mother, and all the sappy "i wonder what it's like to do things with children blah blah blah, motherhood yada yada yada. Seriously though, how come we don't see this stuff about being a dad?