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Guys, let’s create a story together!

The point is to continue a story with no more than 10 words. I will begin:

He is walking in the woods with his dog…

Photo #1 from Moscow, Russia by Anastasia Smur made on 2018-08-02 10:18 for Sola
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Snowglimmer
...suddenly a loud crack can be heard and...
José Zueco...™
the dog is scared as hell and escapes in opposite direction...
Seeing Red
leaving the guy to face this challenge on his own...
heisenberg
"If only I had leashed him", he thought to himself.
lyapustin
Developer team
Next moment the hairs on his arms stood on end.
nachdenken!
Pro Creator
Where did the crack come from?
Evil Russian 😈
.... suddenly Mr. Putin came out the forest. "Why do you speak English?! Are you patriot or not?!". "Privet, tovarisch!" - said dog and start staring at the man ....
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Anastasia Smur
Developer team
Author
... The man tried to run away, but...
Jolly Roger
Anastasia Smur,... his pants were too tight so he could only...
Bolotky Jiminides
Jolly Roger, skip strangely along.
2
Oaks
The man in a deep voice said: I work the...
1
Evil Russian 😈
...collector of morning delirium in a local psychiatric clinic...
69nova
No please i have vodka da
jcs@Ffm
and vodka is the cause for my delirium...
Jabba Ree 🌹
Pro Creator
Then, he remained silent for a while, and suddenly began...
Escape
To whistle to calm his nerves before he picked.....
Jolly Roger
... his nose while spying a unicorn in the distance...
Jjplag
up a heavy Stone from the ground and....
Unknown
began to look for a lake in which he could...
Anastasia Smur
Developer team
Author
Do some stone skipping for the girl he really...
Goodboy
Admired. Although she only remains in his memories from the past.
Idagf about shit
Her voluptuous hair smoothly dancing in the breeze and her...
Wil
Perfectly symmetrical face radiant of ...
phyowinkoko
autumn leaves are falling
Vitaliy S
И тут собака обернулась Дональдом Т. Я держу его Владимир Владимирович, решайте свою задачу)
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Evil Russian 😈
..."I feel boring". Said the man and took out the gun....
AyrvoghAykesdanner
And shot mr. Putin. Then he ran away, leaving the dog.
lyapustin
Developer team
Next to the dog from nowhere appeared a portal, and…
AyrvoghAykesdanner
A beautiful woman appeared. She took the dog and left.
Jolly Roger
Then she immediately reappered with a small goat...
Evil Russian 😈
..."go and find a new victim, my little reaper!" She said.
Rose 👭
Then suddenly
AyrvoghAykesdanner
She passed out, lying unconciously on the cold, black ground.
Rose 👭
In the distance a shadowy figure materialized
Vitaliy S
I need your clothes! It was heard from the shadow figure.
Evil Russian 😈
... no! Give it to me! Said little bloody girl standing on the colorful pony...
AyrvoghAykesdanner
When did you join? Asked the shadow figure. I didn't see you anywhere before.
*ДЖ.Самуил*
AyrvoghAykesdanner, "I teleported from my Death Star"
jcs@Ffm
I came for the dog, because...
1
Bolotky Jiminides
Suddenly out of nowhere (or maybe somewhere?) a giant catnip bush materialised
Hyde
With the dog inside trapped but unharmed. The boy needed to get the dog....
Rose 👭
to the Death Star
*ДЖ.Самуил*
And destroy the planet
Hyde
That they were currently on
*ДЖ.Самуил*
Because she really disliked the
Seeing Red
the vegan community that inhabited it, but...
4
*ДЖ.Самуил*
She wasn't absolutely sure because there were some pure meat eaters there
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Who were apparently not vegan people, but rather unidentified organisms.
Seeing Red
She thought out loud, "I might have to spare this planet."
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Then the police came (remember, mr. Putin was shot) and arrested her.
*ДЖ.Самуил*
AyrvoghAykesdanner, she didn't like that, so she...
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Leashed the policemen with ropes and dragged them with her.
Bolotky Jiminides
Tungsten nipple ropes, revealing she was a cyborg. This put both the kgb, nsa and mi5 on the back foot!
*ДЖ.Самуил*
President Trump decided that he should act so he appeared in his mecha
Bolotky Jiminides
It was caked rust through neglect, enlightening all to the cause of his orange skin, and as to why he's friendly with the filthy rich oil tyrants
jcs@Ffm
So he decided to build an interstellar wall to...
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Defend the galaxy from being annexed by Andromedans.
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lacrymose 📚💀🍁
Those Andromedans are the worst with their late night clog dancing and polka parties. He was determined to never allow those square cats to gain control of their galaxy . In addition to the interstellar wall he had....
ClairvoyantSky
a new deviation of the Army called the ”Space Force”...
Idagf about shit
In wich weird practices were common things such as
MAC
Talking dogs who control the world's
Obtiks
Ice Cream Business
Seeing Red
from inside at tent at a sex circus
Andy
And then he realized it was all a dream
Andy
And woke up realizing he was in the matrix the entire time
AyrvoghAykesdanner
the matrix he ate for breakfast yesterday. He is very greedy.
lacrymose 📚💀🍁
Of course, now that he was awake and not in the matrix he had to deal with all the usual post-pod-person-in-slime issues. Like cleaning those weird metal holes in his body in the shower and deciding what raggedy clothing to wear to the cave orgy...
Rose 👭
Or so he thought
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jcs@Ffm
before he was bitten by the dog and woke up, this time for real... because the time before he just dreamed that he woke up, and now...
Yellowjacket
This is the end. Thank you for coming...
Seeing Red
he shouted as he woke with a start..
Seeing Red
"Who's Next!" he shouted...
AyrvoghAykesdanner
A man with huge dick came and said: "you are next". Then he shoved his dick into Donald Trump's mouth.
Bolotky Jiminides
Meanwhile, in a town in England uk, some guy sipped a beer, thinking to himself..
José Zueco...™
Where the hell is Smokelicious, she should be here right now...
2
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Yet she better don't come, he concluded to himself.
1
José Zueco...™
because I forgot my money again...
10
Bolotky Jiminides
José Zueco...™, 😂 oh yeh!
James
Luckily, he remembered that she takes bitcoin and he quickly made the transaction with no banks or middlemen’s sticky fingers
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Unknown
Suddenly he remembered the ten word limit
3
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Who was a character in the book he was reading.
10
Billius
Soon the sun would be setting and darkness will arrive....
Bolotky Jiminides
At this, batman, in his bat cave, looking disgruntled, was a bit disgruntled
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Asking to himself: what the heck is disgruntled?
Elicia C. Albernathy
Going out to get answer ...
Seeing Red
"Grab some ice cream while you're at it" screams Robin
2
AyrvoghAykesdanner
And he indeed grubs some ice cream while looking for the answer.
Jolly Roger
The answer was in the ice cream which said...
1
Seeing Red
:dissatisfied,discontented,aggrieved resentful,fedup,displeased,unhappy disappointed,disaffected
1
AyrvoghAykesdanner
Batman asked" who?" . he was very displeased with the answer.
Jabba Ree 🌹
Pro Creator
"Martha," said Joker, and burst a contagious laughter
Rose 👭
Batman wondered to Robin why the Hell they were alive
Bolotky Jiminides
*I bet it's one of jokers jokes* he thought to himself, while admiring Alfreds peppered moustaches ashen mustach
jcs@Ffm
... and he jumped back to...
Escape
The time machine and set it to
jcs@Ffm
the start of this story again because he wanted...
Bolotky Jiminides
To walk some more in the woods with his dog cos
Seeing Red
he loved walking his dog in the woods
1
Escape
Until that dreadful night when from behind an oak tree
1
Jolly Roger
A leprechaun popped out and said...
1
Jabba Ree 🌹
Pro Creator
"Where are your parents, Bruce?"
Jolly Roger
I am an orphan, Bruce replied
heisenberg
The leprechaun looks thoughtfully deep into his eyes and says...
Jolly Roger
I shall grant you a wish in exchange for....
Escape
The little toe of your left foot
Jolly Roger
Right at that moment Bruce had a flashback to the...
Bolotky Jiminides
Time he lost his little tow of his left foot in a duel with superman
Escape
So he offered the toe of his right foot instead
Jolly Roger
The leprechaun accepted the counter offer and asked what...
heisenberg
Bruce's wish is. Bruce says "I wish...
Bolotky Jiminides
I could get my little left toe back and give it to
ClairvoyantSky
the next leprechaun that asks me for a toe
1
Jolly Roger
The leprechaun felt cheated so he...
Jolly Roger
put a jinx on Bruce which...
Escape
Turned him into a kangaroo
Jolly Roger
An inexplicable urge to hop around took over so...
Rose 👭
He hopped over Robin who is now cowering in fear
1
Jolly Roger
When a kangaroo spoke to him and said...
Seeing Red
"what's hopping"
2
Jolly Roger
To which Robbin replied, “You are”
Seeing Red
"nobody likes a smart-ass sidekick" screams the Roo
AyrvoghAykesdanner
And kicks Bruce from his right side hard. He screamed with pain.
Seeing Red
"Motherfucker!! What'd I do to you?"
Jolly Roger
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Jolly Roger
Robbin was shocked with the language and said...
MAC
The End
2
Escape
Is near but all we have to do is.......
1
Vitaliy S
....where's the gun?
Escape
Interrupted a passing stranger
Jolly Roger
To which Robbin said, “I don't have a gun”
Vitaliy S
He who seeks will always find, but me...
Jolly Roger
The stranger mumbled
Vitaliy S
his hand hung helplessly... what is it? He grabbed the gun...
Escape
And accidentally shot himself in the kneecap
Vitaliy S
The bullet went out without hitting an artery, ha-ha, your song is sung...
Jolly Roger
He began to sing deliriously, as the kangaroo...
Escape
Snapped his neck and killed him
Jolly Roger
As the kangaroo danced with joy there was a...
Vitaliy S
And from bags kangaroo court ...
Jolly Roger
some unintelligible gibberish issued forth, the kangaroo...
Vitaliy S
Court-bird Troika, and says...
Jolly Roger
clay courts are better than concrete courts
Seeing Red
Just ask Selina Williams, just then....
Escape
Here sister Venus hired the kangaroo as ball boy
Seeing Red
the only stipulation the roo demanded, definitely off on Sundays
Idagf about shit
And batman the kangaroo just kept going saying such non-sense until dropped from the sky, selena williams wearing her illuminati reptilian fake human skin on the wrong side
Jolly Roger
and $1000/hr, Cadillac benefits, COLA pension and 3 month paid...
Idagf about shit
Vacation contract along side her immensely huge..
Jolly Roger
He went on to add a full-time limo service and...
Jolly Roger
a generous expense account.
Seeing Red
So Batman, Robin, Selina, the Roo and the dog start walking...
Jolly Roger
in a straight line one behind the other...
Seeing Red
"hey batty, where we headed?" Selina asks...
Jolly Roger
Selina didn't know that the kangaroo and Batman were the...
Seeing Red
True evil ones in this story and leading the group to...
Escape
Be killed and eaten by the orange ogre on the mountain
Bolotky Jiminides
Who turned purple cos a rare synergy to bat men
Seeing Red
As the group headed up the mountain lead by batman, suddenly...
Rose 👭
the purple ogre let out a shriek
Bolotky Jiminides
He'd only gone and trud on a porcupine slug! It
Jolly Roger
tastes like pork so Selina and Venus...
Bolotky Jiminides
Shoved it in the ogers anus, as a precaution that
Seeing Red
They've seen work in the past, but this time...
Bolotky Jiminides
Will Smith, the fresh Prince of belair is president of
2
Seeing Red
Screamed the Orge, as the porcupine slug went to work...
Bolotky Jiminides
With six other porcupine slugs, all high on illicit drugs
Seeing Red
You may pass! Screams the Orge... I'm about to trip.
Idagf about shit
And then the ogre fell
Bolotky Jiminides
Into an endless rabbit hole, full of drugged porcupine slugs
Seeing Red
the group laughed amongst themselves as they continued up the mountain
Jolly Roger
blanketed with opium poppies, peyote and marijuana plants
Seeing Red
with batman's evil plan tworted, he suddenly came up another plan...
Jolly Roger
cultivate coca plants on the mountain along side of the
Seeing Red
Meth lab he busted last month, garnishing all the profits for himself
1
Jolly Roger
Suddenly the kangaroo felt an itch so it scratched it
Seeing Red
Still haven't got over your meth habit? Robin whispers to the roo
Bolotky Jiminides
Bat roo tried to bitch roo slap robin, but his reach was to short. An anvil then fell from the sky and landed on
Seeing Red
Selina... Causing Venus to burst out in laughter.
Jolly Roger
Selina smoked opium to kill the massive headache. Night began...
Escape
They had happy dreams of behaving like civilized creatures
Vitaliy S
But they were not destined to come true, because...
Seeing Red
in the mountain lived a fearsome Dragon named Smaug
Escape
Who was their friend and wanted them to keep him company
Jolly Roger
So they all gathered in a circle and smoked a...
Escape
Fake cigarette to pretend they were sophisticated
Jolly Roger
But Robin said, “No, I'm tired of being fake!” and...
Escape
Then they killed him and ate him for dinner
1
Vitaliy S
How come? He exclaimed. We're vegans...
1
Bolotky Jiminides
He tasted like pheasant and strange cheese, made from ... penguin milk??
Seeing Red
Milk! Screams the Williams sisters, Just then...
5
Vitaliy S
We do not take illegal drugs (doping) said the sisters and showed biceps...
Jolly Roger
Of course they were lying, and everyone knew it
Vitaliy S
What else could they do?...
Vitaliy S
What else could they do?...
Jolly Roger
The answer was blowing in the wind so they...
Seeing Red
Decided to head into the Dragons lair in search of treasure
Bolotky Jiminides
where they found a case, the label on it read;
Seeing Red
'Don't you dare open this case' of course Batman steps up and...
Bolotky Jiminides
Opens the case to find a gnomenized Stephen king writing
Seeing Red
Venus shoves Batman aside, "the dark tower series, I love those!"
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