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Technically, I just shoplifted some basil! The line was too long, and I only needed a few leaves. Besides, is it stealing when people taste a couple of grapes but don't buy any because they're too sour? I'll pay it forward by buying all of my basil from them in the future or something.

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My 7 year old nephew was unusually quiet, so I just asked him what he's doing. "Researching new hiding places."

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Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?

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A family's like a loaded gun / You point it in the wrong direction someone's going to get killed

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Broken hearts make it rain.

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Missing Big Poppa

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Some of your friends who are always late are late because they are disorganized and bad planners. But some are like me. I have a strong personal philosophy about this.

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"Handmaid's Tale" is filming here in D.C.!

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I was a staffer on Capitol Hill back in the 90s. There were few Congress men and women as cool as this. What a joy it is to be alive!

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Don't forget to dance every now and then.

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MAGA, amirite?

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"Super blood wolf moon" in stages over Denver, Colorado last night, by Anthony Quintano

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I had a pre-dawn snack of homemade creme brulee and freshly baked puff pastry and went back to bed. My partner takes sleeping pills and didn't hear a thing. I felt like I was cheating on him. He woke up and said, "Crazy, but it smells like Cafe Du Monde," a cafe in his hometown of New Orleans. I asked him if he was having a stroke.

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The Playboy Club Bunny Manual 1968-69

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School urges rich kids to stop wearing — and losing — $350 beanies (Nypost)

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Here are 18 reasons Trump could be a Russian asset (Washington Post)

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A long answer, but he didn't say, "No."

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So far, I haven't been able to take the new year seriously. My hometown is basically shutdown because our un-indicted, co-conspirator, historic liar and cheater of a President, Donald Trump, will not open the government until American taxpayers pay for an unnecessary, medieval, racist, and xenophobic wall he promised Mexico was going to pay for.

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My weed delivery service has a deal where if you spend $250 you get two products free. Each product is $50, so that's really 7 for the price of 5. That's what I ordered, but they screwed up my order and left out 1 product. They've given me a $50 credit for my next order. I love this outcome, because the order was too big anyway. I only did it to save money. Now I get the saved money and a chance to order something new when this runs out or when I want to repeat a particularly good strain, probably fresher. Obviously, I'm high writing this. Otherwise, like you, I wouldn't find it intersting.

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Last night I dreamt Trump was escorted from his golf course in handcuffs. Something a normal person could imagine while awake, but last night the scene was euphoric. Adults were cheering. Cool kids were laughing. It was like the 4th of July and Christmas, the Superbowl and a Night at the Opera rolled into one.

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"President Trump."

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Donald Trump's self-parody is sublime. He is the Charlie Chaplin of personal humiliation.

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