It's going to be a WET Valentines day.
So if a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, then what's this worth?
the Rock ’n SOL Roll! just pull… 💶
Complete the following phrase: there are just two kind of people;
What is love?
On June 26, 1990 The highest temp recorded in Arizona was 122 F. 6+26+90=122.
My new concealed carry…
One day I want to judge a spelling bee
So in a conversation I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
After much meditation I have decided.....
A man goes to a zoo, but it only has one animal there. It was a Shih Tzu.
An IT specialist from Poland enters the electronics store>>>
So I had a little chat with my brother in a hospital room yesterday.
Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
A husband died....a few years later the wife dies
An army friend of mine went to a job interview one day last week.
So I took my car to the mechanic this morning and to my surprise he was a very educated man.
so I got in a minor car accident this morning. I hit another car from behind.
In the late 1830's an Indian walked into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a buffalo with the other.
A woman tells her children: "Stop playing those damn violins, you guys are driving me crazy!". "Mom... we stopped playing half an hour ago..."
Why does a cat raise its tail while you're stroking it?
Yesterday I bought a new iphone 7 from a Chinese store. I charged it and went up to 103℅ and shut down by itself,then restarted with a samsung logo. Help 😞.
You can go somewhere in life
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
so I took my wife to a cattle auction.